Monthly Archives: May 2023

The Boss is Not Coming Back Now

I have been trying to get the boss dried out and back in the game. It was obviously easy to track him down, he is using the company credit card like that thing is going out of style. In the end it is his company and if he wants to spend it’s money on escorts in salt lake city and 300 dollar bottles of liquor, well that is pretty much his money. I knocked on his door at noon the day before yesterday. He was staying in an enormous suite. An absolutely gorgeous redhead opened the door. I am pretty sure she told me to drop dead in Russian or some other language. I pushed past her and her bathrobe came loose when she was gesturing at me. I whistled loudly and the boss shouted at her to shut up. He was laying in bed with another girl. She was Asian, but she spoke perfect American English. At any rate I got nowhere with him. In fact he sent another girl to my room after he started to drink again.

My guess is that he is going to get tired of this stuff eventually. If I still had a wife I would have been hard pressed to have sent that girl away. She seemed to be very enthusiastic about her work, which is understandable at the rates he is paying for these girls. Of course a lot of the people back at the office are panicking, but the truth is we have prepared really well for the boss not being there. The idea was that he and Lauren would retire, probably in a year or so. No one expected her to run off with some guy from the country club and send him into drunken decadence. Of course we shall have to do a little creative accounting, but the money really is not a big deal

I Went to a Trade Show in Vegas

Of course I took Mary with me and we went to see a bunch of shows, did a little gambling and had some great dinners. It was all on the company and the truth is that I came out a little bit ahead. Actually Mary was the one. She has always been good at math and she plays poker on the internet. So she won a good bit more than I lost. At any rate the boss was not so lucky. He apparently went out looking for las vegas independent escorts and this was pretty much exactly what his wife expected him to do. The truth is I noticed the guy that was following him, but I thought it was one of those guys who look for cheats on the casino floor. Me and Mary just happened to be there when the crap hit the fan. This must have been the aggressive sort of private investigator, because he seems to have paid one of the maids or whoever to let him in John’s room so that he could plant a spy camera.

At any rate this guy got caught and there was a great big scramble in the hallway when the hotel security guys tried to tackle him. John was there at the same time, completely drunk and with a pair of young ladies who were rather nicely dressed. Mary seemed completely unsurprised, but John knew very well that she and his wife are quite close. He knew that he was in a whole lot of trouble and he started begging her to be quiet about it. Of course I would be worried about my job in other circumstances, but John married into his job and the truth is that if he went out the door I would have a shot at his job myself.